John can fix anything or at least that's what he says. Though his wife knows better, and is just waiting for the day he hurts himself. Today the T.V. broke so John went out to the garage to grab his kit of tools; a cheap Christmas set of screwdrivers. These screwdrivers were made to look, "manly", with a thick metal handle and tribal etching. He takes one out and ventures behind the T.V. while his wife sits on the couch watching. She knew he was going to electrocute himself if he didn't pull the plug first. She tried to warn him, but he insisted he knew best. As soon as he took the backing off he accidentally falls, stabbing the metal screwdriver into the circuits. Zap! John now doesn't fix anything.

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